{"id":45588,"date":"2016-02-09T14:32:31","date_gmt":"2016-02-09T13:32:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.serbia.com\/srpski\/?p=45588"},"modified":"2016-02-09T14:32:31","modified_gmt":"2016-02-09T13:32:31","slug":"6-gresaka-koje-ne-smete-da-napravite-u-srbiji","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/serbia.com\/srpski\/6-gresaka-koje-ne-smete-da-napravite-u-srbiji\/","title":{"rendered":"6 gre\u0161aka koje NE SMETE da napravite u Srbiji"},"content":{"rendered":"

Razmi\u0161ljate o poseti Srbiji? Super za Vas! Jo\u0161 bolje za Va\u0161 stomak! Pa, \u0161ta mo\u017eete da o\u010dekujete u Srbiji?<\/h4>\n

Mo\u017eete da o\u010dekujete gostoprimljivost ne\u010dije babe, kao i u\u017eivanje u slasnoj sarmi<\/a><\/strong>, bureku<\/a><\/strong> i \u0107evapima<\/a><\/strong>. Me\u0111utim, postoji par stvari kojih morate da se \u201c\u010duvate\u201d kad ste u Srbiji. Kao na primer, ozlogla\u0161ene promaje, prokletstva na dnu \u0161oljice kafe i naravno post-kafanskih<\/a> crnih rupa.<\/p>\n

Ovaj kratki, lagani vodi\u010d \u0107e Vam pomo\u0107i da ne napravite tipi\u010dne turisti\u010dke gre\u0161ke prilikom posete Srbiji<\/strong>. I znajte, verovatno \u0107ete svejedno napraviti par gre\u0161aka ALI \u0107ete ste\u0107i gomilu prijatelja dok ih pravite. I par kilograma! To mo\u017eemo da Vam garantujemo!<\/p>\n

Gre\u0161ka #1: Potcenjivanje mo\u0107i PROMAJE<\/h3>\n

Promaja je najgori neprijatelj srpskih majki.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Promaja\"<\/p>\n

Svaka odrasla \u017eena u Srbiji \u010dvrsto veruje da \u0107e\u0161 se, ako stoji\u0161 na promaji, prehladiti i 100% UMRETI. I nemojte ni poku\u0161avati da se raspravljate sa njima ili im obja\u0161njavate. Ovo verovanje je duboko ukorenjeno. Veruje se da ozlogla\u0161ena promaja ubija ljude \u0161irom Balkana jo\u0161 od 1912.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tako da \u2013 upozorili smo vas. Srbima se NE\u0106E dopasti ako krenete da otvarate prozore.<\/p>\n

Gre\u0161ka #2: Ako ka\u017eete bilo \u0161ta iole negativno o NOVAKU \u0110OKOVI\u0106U<\/h3>\n

UPOZORENJE: Ovo je greh.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ako ga po\u010dinite, bi\u0107ete razapeti. Dobro, ne ba\u0161 razapeti, ali se to smatra \u010dinom izdaje. Sve to zato \u0161to Srbi smatraju Novaka \u0110okovi\u0107a<\/a><\/strong> za drugu najva\u017eniju osobu posle Boga.<\/p>\n

\"nole<\/p>\n

Tako da, klonite se nevolje, i samo se slo\u017eite da je Novak najbolji teniser koji je ikada kora\u010dao teniskim terenom.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ovde nema nikakve rasprave.<\/p>\n

Gre\u0161ka #3: Kr\u0161enje BABINIH PRAVILA<\/h3>\n

Pravila srpskih baka su kristalno jasna. Postoje 3 osnovna pravila:<\/p>\n

Izuj se ispred vrata.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Uzmi papu\u010de.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jedi kad te ponudi.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"BakiniA sad da malo razjasnimo pravila. Prvo, ispred ve\u0107ine srpskih domova, pogotovo onih u kojima \u017eive penzioneri, cipele se gomilaju ispred ulaznih vrata. I va\u0161e moraju postati jedno sa gomilom.<\/p>\n

Pod brojem dva, nakon \u0161to u\u0111ete, baba \u0107e vam ponuditi papu\u010de. Prihvatite ih ina\u010de \u0107e vas opet udity. Na svaka 3 minuta!<\/p>\n

Tre\u0107e, i najva\u017enije, pravilo o koje ne smete da se ogre\u0161ite je da odbijete da jedete kad vas baba ponudi. Kad \u010dujete re\u010di: \u201cUzmi, sine, samo jednu sarmu\/punjenu paprika ili baklave\/vanilice\u201d, ne opirite se.<\/p>\n

PRIHVATITE SVE.<\/strong><\/p>\n

POJEDITE SVE.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Baba ne razume zna\u010denje re\u010di: \u201cBaba, nisam gladan\/gladna\u201d.<\/p>\n

Gre\u0161ka #4: Popiti poslednji gutljaj DOMA\u0106E KAFE<\/h3>\n

Volite ukus zemlje?<\/p>\n

Ne?<\/p>\n

Nismo ni mislili!<\/p>\n

Onda, ako \u017eelite da izbegnete gorak i pra\u0161njav ukus SOCA ili TROPA, kako se talog od kafe naziva u Srbiji, bolje presko\u010dite poslednji gutljaj!<\/strong>\u00a0Taj talog mo\u017eete da iskoristite za ne\u0161to drugo!<\/p>\n

\"Talog<\/p>\n

Sigurno se se\u0107ate kad je Sibil Trilejni pri\u010dala Hariju Poteru o Grimu? Da, da, i Srbi do rade. Neki Srbi tj. Srpkinje misle da mogu da pro\u010ditaju budu\u0107nost iz taloga na dnu \u0161oljice<\/strong>. Ipak, treba napomenuti da je ovo vi\u0161e karakteristi\u010dno za ruralnije predele.<\/p>\n

Jo\u0161 jedna interesantna \u010dinjenica vezana je za na\u010din na koji se pravi kafa u Srbiji. Ne dodaje se mleko. Ne sipa se \u0161e\u0107er. Nema kafe sa ukusima. Tako se pravi prava GROMOVA\u010cA \u2013 kafa koja di\u017ee iz mrtvih<\/strong>.\u00a0Kad smo ve\u0107 kod toga, gromova\u010da mo\u017ee da se odnosi na sasvim drugo pi\u0107e. \u0160to nas dovodi do slede\u0107e \u201cgre\u0161ke\u201d.<\/p>\n

Gre\u0161ka #5: Ako popijete previ\u0161e RAKIJE<\/h3>\n

Rakija<\/strong><\/a>, koju uvek prati uzvik \u017dIVELI!, je srpsko nacionalno pi\u0107e i uzrok br.1 komiranja u kafanama<\/a><\/strong>. Pravi se od vo\u0107a te ima razne ukuse (i posledice).<\/p>\n

Na vama je samo da izaberete izme\u0111u:<\/p>\n

\u0160ljivovice<\/strong><\/a> – standardni izbor
\nKajsijeva\u010de<\/strong>
\nDunje<\/strong>
\nMedova\u010de<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Rakija\"<\/p>\n

Ali pazite se! Tri ili vi\u0161e rakija i zavr\u0161i\u0107ete igraju\u0107i na stolu i pevaju\u0107i \u201cMoje suze padaju na gore\u201d od Cece. Dobrih strana ima. Velika je verovatno\u0107a da \u0107ete napustiti kafanu sa barem tri kuma ili kume.<\/p>\n

Protivotrov: BUREK<\/a>!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gre\u0161ka #6: Da ne probate veli\u010danstveni BUREK<\/h3>\n

Burek<\/strong><\/a> je najpoznatiji doru\u010dak u Srbiji.<\/strong> U su\u0161tini, burek je vrsta peciva koja se sastoji od slojeva testa izme\u0111u kojih se stavlja ili mleveno meso ili sir ili neko povr\u0107e. Burek mo\u017ee da bude i prazan. Podjednako je slastan!<\/p>\n

\"Burek<\/p>\n

Saveti za \u201ckonzumiranje\u201d bureka:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Uzmite i jogurt uz njega. Kombinacija iz snova!
\nJedite dok je vru\u0107. Greje i du\u0161u i telo.
\n\u0160to masniji – to bolji!<\/p>\n

Nema na \u010demu!<\/p>\n

Toliko za sad. Nadamo se da \u0107emo vas uskoro sresti u Srbiji!<\/strong><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Autor: Ma\u0161a Maksimovi\u0107<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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